Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Sample Piece


So, I write, and I figure this would be a good way of getting it out there, eventually.  This is the first part of the first chapter.  If you're interested in reading more, do let me know.  I can get that to you.

           Darth Ruin, Lord of the Sith, stepped forward, his pale skin glowing in the spot light, his violet cloak wrapped around his shoulders loosely.  His fingers brushed against the stone wall, releasing tendrils of energy into the cavern to grasp the nature of his surroundings.  This was indeed a very old and evil place.
            Master…Master…
            The wall echoed his energy, calling his name, eager to divulge its secrets.  It seethed with the hatred of its long-dead masters.  Jagged scrawl marred its every inch, the testament of tortured souls enslaved by the ancients and drugged until they saw nothing but the future.
            The spotlight moved before him of its own accord, tracing his silhouette against the wall so that he could see what the poor souls had written in their madness.  As he walked along the cavern, he could feel it drawing closer, the object of his fascination, like a second pulse in his chest, as intoxicating as the fear and rage he used to fuel his extraordinary powers.
            Be mindful of your feelings, Lord Ruin, lest they betray you.
            His hand drew away from the wall momentarily, retracted as if shocked by some kind of electrical current.  He took in all that was written before him, all that was highlighted by his spotlight, every curve and point of the graffiti, noting that there were several layers of it overlapping upon the stone, and his lips drew up into a sneer.  Apparently there had been several different masters of this chamber, each one likely the murderer of his predecessor.  Such was the way of his ancestral Sith: the strong alone should rule.  Weakness was punishable by a swift death.
            But you are not them.  You will not fail as they did.
            “Focus.  Control.  Logic.”
            He more breathed the mantra than said it, content with the words being barely audible.  Even still, alone and underground, the whispers echoed off the stone and began to mingle with the strained cries of the prophecy he was searching for.
            Remember why you came to Tython.
            Without hesitation, but with much more restraint, he placed his hand against the wall again, dangling his mind out past his fingertips like a worm on a hook.  The wall took hold, biting into his consciousness, tearing him into compressive darkness.
            And still, he walked with practiced grace, slowly moving along the stone, eyes closed, breath kept tightly to himself, his other hand clasped against his chest, tucked inside his robes.  He resembled an elderly diplomat, using the wall for support as if his legs lacked the strength to hold himself upright.  In fact, he was leaning against the stone at an unnatural angle as if gravity had shifted all of the sudden to accommodate his eagerness.
            He twisted the very fabric of nature, destroying the laws of science, an ability given to him by his prowess with the Force, the energy of all things, which permeated through the Galaxy.  Like the tortured souls that wrote the scrawl, he enslaved it to his will.  He lured the prophecy in, pulling his eyes open with great effort so that he could see this thing that had drawn him here to Tython.
            At that very moment, a bright ping sounded in his mind, and he recoiled, simultaneously surprised by the noise and disgusted with himself that he could be so careless.  Instead of seeing the prophecy’s marker, his vision was stolen by a ball of a bright white light burrowing through the layers of sediment into his cavern.
            He tuned his mind to the disturbance as if he was peering into the epicenter of a ripple on a placid pond, slowing focusing in on the source of danger that had jarred him from his objective.  Its edges coalesced in to a muscular mass of fur and fangs, confirming his suspicions as to whom had followed him here, whom it was that caused the ping in the Force.
            Snarling wildly under his breath, his movements lost their fluidity, stagnated by panic and desperation as he searched for the prophecy.  The spotlight jumped and danced around the wall as he lost his grip on the Force completely.
            Control, Lord Ruin!
            But his mind went off again, this time more of a scream than a ping, wrenching his thoughts away from the chamber again.  He tapped into the Force once more, scanning past the ball of light to a second shape which was moving behind it, storming down the tunnels like the bright light’s tail.  This was darker, a fuzzier gray shape that would not come together even under the Sith Lord’s intense scrutiny.
            It is over.  This is a fight that you cannot win.
            Always a man to play the odds, he swatted the air haphazardly, and the spotlight seemed to follow the motion, cascading against the wall and then tumbling into the floor.  Just as his enemy reached the opposite end of the chamber, the harsh, fluorescent light gasped and sparked, shorting out in a puff of smoke.


NOTE: LUCASFILM CO. OWNS ALL OF STAR WARS, AND THE ASSOCIATED EXPANDED UNIVERSE, NOT ME.  I DO NOT WANT ANYONE TO THINK OTHERWISE.
All the characters in this story (except for Darth Ruin) are of my own creation and are original works belonging to Bryan Richard Thurston (me).  Any of the surrounding canon mentioned belongs to Lucasfilm Inc. (Darth Revan, Aurek fighters, Coruscant, etc) and are products of previous authors.  See Wookieepedia for a detail of who owns what.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Veggie Tales

Top Ten Reasons I will never be Vegetarian...

10. Hunger.  Veggies simply are not filling.  I wan them to be.  This is why I eat so many salads, but every time I eat salad for dinner, I eat a sandwich immediately thereafter.
9. Overpopulation.  They say that eating vegetarian can reduce fat deposits in your arteries thus increasing your life span significantly.  This is unnecessary.  I don't want to live longer than I'm supposed to.  That is just selfish.
8. My Dad.  I would rather eat meat than have to explain to my dad why I am not eating meat.
7.  Canines.  Not the dogs, the teeth.  I have them.  It would be a silly waste not to use them while they are not yet dentures.  Perhaps when I get dentures, I will ask the dentist to make them all molars.  Then I should be vegetarian.
6. Texas.  Think of how sad they would be if no one ate meat anymore.
5. Cavemen.
4. Veggie Dogs.  Aside from the fact that I find it extraordinarily hypocritical for someone who thinks its a appalling to eat animals to eat something shaped like an animal byproduct, if I ever met someone who ate a Veggie Dog and thought, "Hey, I could eat that again," I simply could not trust them.
3. Canadian Bacon
2. Maple Bacon
1. Bacon

*Canadian Bacon is listed as the lesser of the three bacons.  In fact, it almost did not make the list, Canada, but the fact that you have your own variety emphasizes my point.